I used to read teen vogue. I know what’s up. Don’t quote me on that.
|two bloggers in same room:||you should reblog that so i can reblog it|
|Jess:||IS THERE A DEMON INSIDE YOU?|
I want to be a couch
they don’t have to do homework
and get to hang out with butts all day
I heard the sounds of boys watching zombies.
I can blog and think about food at the same time.
—Me, said to Jess as we suffer in our starvation
“It’s almost hump day!”- Spencer
“Everyday is hump day…” - Jessica: Also Known As The Best Human Ever In The Universe